Thursday, September 15, 2011

Tiana, Oh Tiana. Where do you belong?

On Nutter's Disney Princess crayons? No.
On my Disney channel on Pandora? Oh definitely.
"Almost There" makes me happy. Along with "Mother knows Best", as apparently y'all heard.
So best kind of failure that occurred after Nutter's got off last night!
We're on the phone, and all of a sudden her parents burst out laughing.
She goes to investigate. The following conversation made me so happy!

Mom: It's our anniversary!
Nutters: No, it's not.
Mom & Dad: Yes it is!
Mom: We both forgot!
Nutters: It's your anniversary... and you both forgot?
Mom: YES!


Ah how I love her family.
I made a cupcake for a friend in class! A crocheted cupcake!
Yup. I'm just that damn cool.

Dudes! Please tell me I'm not the only one who realized how totally, and utterly perverted "A Whole New World" from Aladdin is. I mean seriously! It's SO BAD!!!!!!! LMAO And "Be Prepared" from Lion King is so freaking creepy. The intro creeps me out every time.

Can you tell that I'm jamming out to Disney music? Lol

I'm also making a cupcake for my guard director!
Tuesday was his birthday, but I had pink eye so I couldn't go to class :(

I'm all better now!
I only had it for two days, then I couldn't go back for the third day, because I'm an idiot and managed to get a micro abrasion on my cornea. -_-
SO! I had to walk around with no contacts in, and I don't have any glasses! Know what that means? Oh yeah! Forgot to mention! I'm legally blind ^.^ SO my mom thought it was HYSTERICAL to move furniture and put shit on the ground, that wasn't there BEFORE I HAD TO WALK AROUND BLIND. So I kept running into crap. OH!

Speaking of running into crap, today at rehearsal Strawberry and I were working on some dance, and I got light headed and off balance. SO I started stumbling backwards! Which wouldn't have been a problem! Except the fact that there was a drum stand, a curb behind me. So I tripped over the drum stand, knocked over three more, and landed on my back on the curb. I have a giant bruise on the back of my thigh now because of this. Oh also! I did this in front of the entire marching band! I'm awesome, right?  Stache-man (Head band director) thought it was hilarious. I'll admit though. I did laugh at myself, so it was all good.

Tomorrow in my Theatre class I'm getting turned into a male!!!!! It's to be amazing. My brother (basically my twin lol) and I argued all summer about who would've made the more attractive boy. Him or me. Harry Potter (another female friend lol) is our make up/costume/hair genius at my high school. She overheard this argument, and decided to get an outcome lol. So! I was suppose to be turned on Wednesday buuuuuuuuuuut I had pink eye! So tomorrow it's HAPPENING!!!!! I shall put up pictures :3 (Also she says she's singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" the whole time lmao)

Sigh I think I've written enough for the night, and I'm tired.
So!
Euw. I also need a shower.
Night!
("A Girl Worth Fighting For" just came on. BEST.EVER.)

-Torchie

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Did they wear tights in the 1920s

I can't explain the title. I just clicked on the title box, and this was one of the suggestions, and it amused me, so I went with it. :D

Hi! It's been forever almost! Which means that I'm a terrible person!

My family keeps talking, and I want them to stop and go into the other room so I can have this one all to myself.

Torchie's telling me to explain the red hot game! So, shortly before the end of freshman year (Holy crap! It was that long ago!!) we were lying on her bed eating red hots. She had this Mad Hatter poster hanging over her bed, so I started throwing the red hots at the poster trying to get the red hot to hit his mouth. Somehow, this evolved. You know those light fixtures that are like little bowls hanging from the ceiling with the lightbulb in it? She had one of those. So somehow we went from throwing the red hots at the poster to trying to get them into the light fixture. And failing miserably, most of the time. It. Was. AWESOME.

I spilled some soda on my keyboard, and now I have keys that stick randomly.

I'm having an ongoing poke war with Dude Pal, and I'M TOTALLY WINNING. :D

Torchie's telling me I'm not cool because I haven't seen Ferris Beuler's Day Off. Somehow, this doesn't bother me.

I just had my last hard academic school day for about a week! You see, because my school district is stupid, our schedules go: Red day- Monday and Wednesday; Gold day- Tuesday and Thursday; And Fridays alternate. So I had a red day today, and tomorrow is a gold day, and Friday is a gold day as well. Monday is a half day, and Wednesday I'm attending a PSAT prep seminar and will only be in one of my actual classes for an hour! So my next hard academic day is next Friday! My gold day schedule is pretty rockin'. It's Madrigal choir, varsity choir, Chemistry, and Show choir. The only problem is that's singing for at least four hours a day, and it kind of hurts. But I'm slowly getting used to it!

I'm kind of running out of things to say, but I feel like I should keep going. Torchie's on drugs! It's rather amusing. She went and got herself double pink eye. She's a bloody genius!

She's now telling me to tell a random story. I'm going to answer this with "I feel homeless!" "Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard! Their shadows searching in the nights!" "*boom* *boom* Down on your face!" "Like the angle of the dangle?" (The Losers is an awesome movie.)

I shut the door between the den and the dining room so that I wouldn't hear my parents talking, and then Mom came into the kitchen and left the door open. She. Didn't. Bloody. Shut. It.

Mrmph.

I told Torch she should play Mother Gothel in Tangled because of her love of the song Mother Knows Best and how she said she should audition with that song. She was offended because I compared her to a "Evil kidnapping witch".

My parents need to either shut the door or talk less loudly. I could shut it myself, but I don't wanna get up.

Torch's now serenading me with Mother Knows Best!

I need something more to say....

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That was something more! :D

I'm sure I have something more to say, I just can't think of anything more.

Eye wuff yew, Torchie!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Waiting...and waiting...and waiting...

Sorry! I know y'all are expecting an update from Nutmeg, but she's at school right now, and I'm dying of boredom.
I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room. Waiting to hear the beeper to inform me that I can go see my mom (she had surgery this morning, we're waiting for her to get a room so I can see her), waiting on my ride to band rehearsal to get here (I'd skip today, but we only have two this week and I have GOT to learn my duet with Kelcy), waiting for an email that I've been waiting for to get here.
Blarg.
Oh well. Ma's doing good. Well at least JohnJohn said so, I haven't seen her yet.
I actually did all my homework!
I didn't bring anything to read -.-
I'm bored with Facebook and all that jazz.
So! I'm going to randomly update the blog. Hopefully you'll forgive me for making you think Nutter's had updated. (Yes I'm aware. It' her turn. She's more amusing. Blah. Shuddup. Nobody likes you, and you're adopted.)
John is watching some sort of old sitcom on his computer...and it's sooooo looouuuudddd.
Ha! I beat his with Pandora. Pandora is the best creation of mankind.
Well...besides AC and Heating.
Yeah, I'm a pussy when it comes to heat.
I can take serious cold though, so stick that in your juice box and suck it!
Hehe. I said that the other day and my madre goes "What?!?" Twas amusing.
The little lady across the way is talking about all the places she has been to.
She's been to China. That's a pretty bad ass granny.
My right hand is cramping....tis annoying.
I hope Ma gets a room soon.
I have to leave in the next twentyish minutes.
Oh! Remind me that I need to grab some books, clothes, and a sweater from home after rehearsal.
Yes, I am aware that a sweater falls under the category of clothes.
But it's not normal clothes for September in this God awful hot state I live in.
Woo for random cold fronts!
It feels like October. It makes me so happy!
I love the cold months.
Snow is the bet thing EVER.
We don't get it every year, but it makes me oh so delirious when we do.
Weird...people wouldn't stop texting me earlier (while most were still in school lol), but no one is texting me now. (And school is out. Hmm very odd.)
I'm boooooooored. Ryan gave me a spinny ring that makes me smile. Every time I type it makes a little *dink* noise when the two metals click. It makes me happy. Is that weird?
Eh. I'm easily made happy as you're sure to figure out.
I'm also very easy to make upset though. And I like to hold grudges. ^w^
Oh! I just remembered that I never told you how this blog came into existence!
There is an online author that I'm ridiculously obsessed with addicted to. Called! Ms.Marauder.
She writes on an amazing writing/reading site called www.mibba.com
Well she has this habit of disappearing for a couple of months, then coming back!
But....she hasn't come back in awhile and it's driving me mad.
So I started writing on her wall!
Leaving a comment everyday, begging for her to come back, and just to annoy her into existence really lol
Well, Nutter's thought it was hysterical, and that it needed to be transferred into blog form.
Then we started discussing what would happen if we wrote a blog together and then after a late night rambling session I went ahead and created it, and well...here we are!
As you've probably realized we have a thing for Never land.
Also something sort of brought on by the famous Marauder, but basically our plan is to fly away to Never land this upcoming summer, as to never grow up.
Think about it.
After high school....well....yeah. We aren't even going to go there right now.
I'm still having constant anxiety attacks about what college I want to go to, and scholarships, and after college, and BLAH.
But it's okay!
Because we're going to Never land, and are never going to have to worry about it.
Problem solved!
Nutter's even has the pixie dust.
We're just waiting for the atmosphere proof luggage we ordered off of EBay to get here :D
Well, I need to call Mama Q and see if she's going to pick me up. Hopefully the next update will be from Nutters.
-Torchie

Sunday, September 4, 2011

I'm a Terrible Person

I gave Nutmeg all that crap, then went and didn't update for two weeks!!!
Well!....She's use to putting up with my crap lol. I'm actually at her place right now! I'm updating and she's playing music as we speak.....or...as I type? Anywhoozers! Funny conversation from about ten minutes ago.
Nutters: Oh no! You're not!
Me: No! Not yet! I'm just really awake!....Hehehehehe
Nutters: I hope you know you're terrifying me right now.

Whoa...Nutters stopped the music, and I couldn't type until she started playing it again >.<
Stupid band child in me.
(Forgive me for anything I say. I'm tired.)

Excuse me for a moment! I must tie up my hair!
......................................................
Better!

So. Wow. The amount of stuff that has occurred since the last time I updated...it's crazy.
1) I have a boyfriend (Ryan :3) (Lmao I had to go back and look up his codename)
2) School started
3) AP English III is kicking my ass
4) The evil freshman child has decided to actually do winter guard. (Damn.)
5) Lt. Strawberry and I have a duet! It's an entire movement long! Eeeek!
6) My schedule (God dammit!!! Every time Nutters stops the music I stop typing >.< She thinks it's hysterical!!!!) sucks this year :/
7) I'm home for the weekend!
8) Are you aware of the fact that making mums/garters is terrifying?
9) Because it seriously is....Also! I hate mums -.- My mom convinced BF to make me a huge, gaudy, loud one.
10) He tried to put a cowbell on it. A cowbell. I threatened to cut it off and not wear it.
11) (SHE KEEPS DOING IT!!!!!) Flynn (named because he has THE Flynn Rider smolder. It's amazing.) came over yesterday, twas amusing.
12) I think Flynn and NaoNao are going to get together. Mhmm. Mhmm.
13) We went random thrift store surfing today!
14) I got a jawdropper, ice blue, strapless dress for $4.50.
15) Oh yeah.
16) I love thrift stores.
17) Mama Dobbs is talking to the dog. It makes me smile.
18) I must go and try to sneak something out of my madre's room.
19) I failed.
20) She woke up.
21) And threw a hair brush at me.
22) I dodged it!
23) Facetiming Ryan while I'm hyper = bad idea.
24) P.s I'm hyper now.
25) I should end this now, but I want it to be good.
26) So I'll end it at 30.
27) Just a little while longer now.
28) Ryan keeps trying to get me to dance for him.
29) He's funny, because he thinks it's legitimately going to happen.
30) Okay! We're done now! Nutters' making Ryan listen to a dirty Rocky Horror Picture Show >.<

The I-pod died and hung up on Ryan. He called. He was very confused lol. MY KNUCKLE ITCHES. Nutmeg and I are going to retire to the bedroom for the night, I believe. So! Nighty night!

-Torchie